Signs of our times

Friends don't let friendstake home ugly men
(Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE)

Beauty is only a light switch away.
(Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC)

If life is a waste of time,and time is a waste of life,then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
(Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC)

Remember, it's not,"How high are you?"it's"Hi, how are you?"
(Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia)

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
(The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO)

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
(Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC)

At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
(Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ)

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
(Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg , AZ)

Make love, not war..-Hell, do both GET MARRIED!
(Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT)

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
(Revolution Books, New York , New York)

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
(Men's Restroom, The House of Representatives, Washington DC)

Express Lane:Five beers or less
(Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ)

You're too good for him.
(Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA)

No wonder you always go home alone.S
(Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA)

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles,You're going to have trouble with it.
(Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX)