A BLONDE'S YEAR IN REVIEW
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels...HELLOOO...bottles won't fit in printer.
March - Got really excited...finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months....box said "2 - 4 years"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours...power went out.
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions... 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet.
June - Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition...learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.
August - Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C", isn't it?
October - Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days...instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone.
That's all I've got. Happy Friday!! :)
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2 Response to I can post this 'cause I am a blonde!
You missed some good conversations and laughs at Shauna's! We missed you! Hope you can come next time. It will be at my house I think. Would love to see you!
That's funny! I know you're smarter than that!
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